Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bald Statistics from the Deliriously Jibing Melodrama of a Bigger World

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                               Bald Statistics from the
                          Deliriously Jibing Melodrama
                                  of a Bigger World

It’s really wonderful to see how majestically Hinduism has flowed like a subtle murmury river over the distortionist terrain of time. In a divinely concordant way to the social reality this vast spiritual stream has confluenced into the mighty sea of ultimate reality. Numerous tributaries join the mainstream flowing though the vale of peerless capacity to absorb the waters of different sources. Then the unstinted mirth of the mighty mother-stream once again drifts apart to dyad, triad... to myriad distributaries. The result: a divinely diversified spiritual confluence on the seabed of ultimate reality.
What’s then the hierarchy and organisation of this great religion? May be it is difficult to arrive at one in the face of such a sweeping sway of this majestic form of faith---the shankaracharyas of Sringeri, Badrinath, Puri, Dwarka and Kanchi peeths; mahamandeleshwars of so many akharas; numerious ashram heads; heads of the sects along with their followers; countless other institutions in themselves: wandering ascetics, devotionally supercharged mendicants with a harping ek-tara, opium-smoking seers lost in the hallucinated dreams of multiplex reality, red-ochred sadhus wandering in the streets... the mysterious friars….
For a little distance there seems to be a hierarchy like the chief stream, but then again it’s lost in the majestic mellow of multihued reality: a spirituality stimulating Hinduism ever open like a universal institution, ready to accept anyone in its sprawling campus. (Without demanding any sort of eligibility!) There’re so many Hindu religioners who’ve never faced any organisational challenge to their individual mode of religionhood. Thanks ye all the Gods in Hindu pantheon, whoever wants to become a sadhu can do so without caring a rap about any formal blending of religious rhyme and reason.
How it comes to be so? Got something to do with the land of its origin? Yes, seems so. The changes have mammothly mounted on it from the pre-historic times. So many religious, social, cultural, ethnic and political upheavals brushed and bruised against this land. Pre Vedic, Vedic and later-Vedic supernatural cults, deities and rituals culminated in Brahmanism based upon immensely symbolised form of religiosity, which further derived its strength from the rituals and occult formalities institutionalised by the priestly class. Out of this spiritual muss a more mythically symbolic concept of Bhagvatism emerged. It was firmly in faithful saddle of Vasudeva Krishna, Naryana and Vishnu. Vaishnavism flowered on one branch of this tree; Shaivism on another; Shaktism on still another. The gloriously uphill path of evolution went on till it hit the plateau: Tantra, the occultism which believed in supernatural powers. Superstition, black magic, witchcraft, rigidities in religious evolution and the consequent social deformities followed.
At the same time, Islam blossomed with its fresh energy and musky murmur in a sandy, barren Arab world. Pastoral and semi-pastoral tribes called Afghanis were converted to Islam. This new portraiture needed more canvas for a new civilizational picture. Gateway to India, Khyber Pass, and its keeper Hindushahi kingdom of Kabul couldn’t prevent it. See, how ferociously this new ink airbrushed over India. Seventeen plundering raids of Mahmud Ghazni and his volunteer jihadis called Ghazis (unpaid, plunder-seeking adventurers) followed. Year after year they created blood and gore over the Hindu heartland, plundering billions of rupees worth gold, silver and diamonds; destroyed thousands of temples including those of Nagarkot, Kanauj, Mathura and Somnath; broke Hindu idols to teach the infidels a lesson and took utmost pride in assuming the title of butshikan (the idol breaker); slayed and raped thousands… and what not! The whole Muslim world went gung ho over his material lust. Just for the pacification of meanest of an instinct they raped a two thousand year old civilization.
How duplicated history has become! Just as that marauder was able to assemble lakhs of Ghazis for accumulation of wealth, today’s mentors (in the very same part of the world––the so called champions of Islam) brainwash lakhs of innocent young Muslims in their madarsas. What a death-like stagnation in that part of the world! Even thousand years after Mahmud, they’re doing the same! What rust!
But, how evolving and universally accepting Hinduism is! Those very antibodies were transformed into cultural life-saviours. Indian Islam blossomed like a flower in all its pearliness in the Hindu orchard.
A thousand year ago, petty Hindu principalities of the Rajput chieftains, all divided by the fragmented concept of clan loyalty (and religion concentrated in heaps of gold in the temples) couldn’t face the Muslim onslaught. Presently, against the same onslaught Hindustan as a nation is holding up very bravely. Unfortunately, it has been termed as a glorious tale of Hindu revivalism brought about by the propagators of Hindutva. This brave brigade of Hindu nationalists is farcically trying to undo the history of medieval temple desecrations by spewing verbal political venom and breaking a mosque or two here and there. A mosque or two for hundreds of temples in medieval times! While sanity says the destructive pages of past can only be undone by constructive new ones. Do we need to further elaborate on ‘History occurs first as a tragedy and secondly as a farce’?
Where does Islam stand amidst these efforts of cutting the largest Hindu pie from the nationalistic cake? Ok, leave Muslims to their fate. What about those Hindus who’re eager to swim with this latest politico-religious tide, like our local MLA of the rightist nationalist party, Ram Ratan?
He was desperately wooing his political masters at the higher hierarchy. To enlarge the cultural quotient (read it politico-religious) of his ministry, he had been successful in inviting some influential national leaders of his party to a rally at the district city. Nestled in his grandiose nationalistic thoughts he now required the crutch of a religious guru to magnify the vim and vigour of his patriotic ideology in the eyes of chief guests.
Ever since the start of his political innings, with draughty acumen he was constantly trying to cage-in the religiosity of the grand scion of spirituality in the state, Sadhguru Parmanand. However, the old sage (people believed he’d completed the century a good time back) was constantly ensuring that such political overtures didn’t reach even the distal ends of his spirituality.
Baah, these politicians! Like utility perfectionists they know which thing or person exactly can be used for which specific purpose. It’s really commendable they never forget the usable thousands among lakhs of political workers clouding around them among the crores of voters. Desperately trying to enlarge his political cut-out, the political radar of his searching senses recalled the visage of our Sadhu. In the flash of a moment he was damn sure of the lame religioner’s validity in the case. He was no common Sadhu among myriads of other sadhus roaming in the state streets. He just couldn’t pass off as any other nondescript mendicant roaming across the state.
“Sadhguru Parmanand’s disciple!” his politically peckish senses buzzed with the phrase.
A politician never sequesters hope from his ambition. Why not draw up another dredgy scheme? Perhaps the old sage would listen to a former disciple of his and bless his bent head with some boons before dying, he thought.
When the Sadhu got to know about his new-found worth in the politician’s heart, he couldn’t estimate the exact depth and essence of it. Till now he had been invited only to satsangs, house inaugurations, mundans and other similar mundanely trivial occasions. But when he told the whole thing to the tramps they danced like never before. One of them in fact hugged him so energetically and passionately that he got afraid. He couldn’t comprehend whether they were rejoicing as his well-wishers or cherishing the unseen tragedy of which he’d no inkling, while they saw it all clearly with their mischievous eyes. Well aware of their open peccability, he removed himself from the scene of their celebration to avoid any further severe jolt accruing from their ecstasies.
His perplexing confusion might’ve run endlessly, hadn’t it been the tramps’ leader, who came to him and said with surprisingly dreamy, serious eyes:
Sadhu maharaj, you’re great! I’d all the doubts about your worthiness of any sort. You know... I... thought you’re fit for nothing, just like a beggar. But you’ve done what we couldn’t do during the whole election campaign for that bastard. Know what? Grab his attention. How could’u do that? He never invites small people like us. Well done, man! Today I salute you. Now onwards, we’ll help you in every possible way.”
There was a dribblet of defeatist tone in his voice. This young ruffian, who purposelessly dashed over all circumstances completely oblivious to any type of discrimination between foul and fair, too nurtured an odd motive like political patronage! In India every scoundrel greedily ogles at the political pearls. He knew the mother of all evils had enough maternal space in her heart to condone, pander as well as hide all their lesser mischiefs. Caught in the same calculation, today it was for the first time his gaze met ground while talking to the religioner.
Later when the politician sent a car to take the intended middleman between the Sadhguru’s highly holy religiosity and his political ambitions, with a heavy heart the ruffians bade him bye. Earlier, they’d almost pleaded with him to leave an indelibly impressive mark over the politician––for their sake at least, because he being a mendicant didn’t need such things. Now, like orphaned children of the sage they kept on looking at the car till the inevitable turns on the district road took it out of their view. With a glum heart they drank to the success of their friend (eerr... their own).
A travel in the cosy confines of a car! His heart like a frog leapt exuberantly from the anciently tattered religiosity to the modern materialistic rationalism. The leader sitting by his side used all the clichés and conventions of a wooing exercise. At any cost, today he didn’t want to come back empty handed. The hawk was eyeing the spiritual sapphires in the old sage’s kitty to sell them at highest prices in the political market. Today he was more optimistic than on other occasions.
“At least the Sadhguru’ll listen to his former disciple and grace the occasion by his presence on the day of rally. The oldie’s very name is worshipable to some of the big leaders. If only his deaf, old ears listen to my cry, then the road from MLA to MP won’t be that long and tough,” he was goffering his thoughts in order to get an optimistic floriform.
In the initial phase of the journey, the Sadhguru’s runaway-disciple’s whole penanced self was profusely thanking the Gods for giving such a fructification in lieu of lifelong ruff and gruff of a hard asceticism. But then after this full-hearted initial euphoria, his heart started to plant its feet narrowly. After all he’d run away from the ashram about three-and-a-half decades ago. And that too with a retrenching rebuff to the holy man’s guruship.
“Even after best of my tellings he won’t recognise me,” he thought, mulling over his basic repository of rebellious instincts against the holy sage. “Who knows the oldie may’ve still enough life left in him to hit me for my running away?” like a harsh teacher the Sadhguru’s esteemed sheen of yore changed to a stick-bearing punitive reformer.
His suspiciously throbbing thoughts, speeding with the car, came to a sudden halt as the car came to a screeching halt at the gates of his once ashram. His painstakingly unflagging spirit fell into the shivering cold waters of uncertainty. He was afraid. Afraid like a criminal who’d once escaped scot-free after barbaric beheading of his guru’s spiritual bud, which the sage was so piously trying to blossom inside the disciple.
“The old ghost’ll beat me with this!” even his first guru’s gift, the crutch, seemed to stare at him with a beguiling eerie.
He couldn’t recognise the hermitage. The sprawling space was dotted with trees, cropped fields and vegetable plots. The grass, reed and bamboo thatches of earlier had been concentrated in a few hundred yards of brick and mortar structure surrounded by a high-walled and well-manicured lawn. Aha, how easy it was to jump out of the hermitage at that time; even easier than entering it! Caught between the reality and illusions, the Sadhguru’s visage was brainstormingly etched in his mind. The Sadhguru’s lofty stone sculpture above the main gate had the enigmatic beauty and smile of some divine revelation. It appeared extraordinarily larger than life. While crossing the gate the disciple thought it might fall over his head as a punishment.
Lurching across the marble tiled verandah, the metal end of his crutch falling on the smooth stone produced a fearful echo, whose treacherous periodicity ended in his fearfully throbbing heart.
“He’s made such huge fortune with that poor spirituality of his! How? It was a sin to run away from here,” he felt himself walking through a jail’s corridor leading to a gallowy cellar.
To his tired, worn-out, bulging, big eyes the sum and substance of each and everybody passing by him (‘Are they his new-age disciples?’ he thought) appeared suffused with importance, influence, status, wealth, power....
Desperately trying to keep his eyes above scotomy, he stopped. “No, I can’t go to meet him!” he almost pleaded.
The surefooted and sure-headed politician nudged him on and like a scapegoat he had to move ahead.
The legendarily long-living Sadhguru now had hugely cut on his public discourses and meetings. In this evening-twilight era of his religiosity, for most of the time he kept his body horizontally spread out on a velvety carpet on the floor; as if he was no longer interested in the vertical effort of our body against the ultimate leveler––the death. But then spirit and soul have no dimensions either, hence such discriminations like standing, sitting or lying no longer existed for the old sage. His soul had gone immune to the deception and camouflage of each and every physical cell in his old body.
Ebriatedly immersed in the fluid of God’s strategic triad––creation, preservation and destruction––he was now breathing and living in a samadhi. Whenever he opened his eyes, they opened with a feeble gaze more symbolic (like an abstract personification of the utmost reality) than anything materially and physically substantive. With mystical perdurability he stared into some farthest star without coming across any costly, neat and clean shrine-wall around him. And seeing him sitting in that posture one would’ve wondered which type of inextinguishable lamp was still enlightening this frail body.
The deft politician told the Sadhguru’s personal attendants that a former disciple of his wanted to meet him. At that time the Sadhu was praying to the core of his soul to hear ‘no’ from their mouths. But after giving a searching stare at him they said ‘yes’.
They were led into a room redolent with ineffaceable calm and serenity. In a corner an incense burner was placed on a brass stand. Windows to the world were shut with saffron silk curtains. By the wall facing the door, the altar covered with a gold-embroidered cloth welcomed the visitors with its religious ornamentation. It was the seat of the spiritual king, the Sadhguru’s guru. On it was placed a big, framed portrait of a young man with handsome features. A lamp was burning under the lifefully searching gaze of the holy figure in the portrait; customary oblations of laddoos, sugar balls, puffed rice, fruits and flowers were placed before the ashram head’s guru.
In a liliaceously respectful tone the attendant disturbed the old sage’s silent conversation with God, “Guruji, this former disciple wants to meet you.”
The old sage, in communion with God and honestly chanting the timeless tenets of his faith, was lying in complete geometrical harmony with the ultimate horizontal vector; his eyes closed, head straight and hands clasped over chest. Like a breathless immortal entity his soul lay entombed inside his aeonic old body. Even a searching stare at his bust won’t have enabled the onlooker to see the cycle of life in him. But at the same time this wrinkled old body seemed lifefully drenched in celestial percolation and perfusion.
The sage didn’t respond to the attendant’s voice. The latter stood silently without even a slightest trace of perturbation on his face. The politician nodded at him to speak again. He in turn stared at the visitor with a redsear look as if he’d suggested a blasphemy against the Sadhguru engaged in a mysterious eschatatology. But then such nonclichéd response by the holy senses is beyond the understanding of our super-pampered senses whose first instinct is to clutch the scattered material straws. So, there’s minimum of action-reaction time in our case. While, in case of pious senses who’re ever engaged in drafting the doctrine of reality such instinctive parameters are beyond the present plane of our understanding.
As if to pass time, the politician stared at the ochre-cloth bound Bhagavata Gita, which the preacher had taken with him to numerous religious gatherings on his mission to unfold the divine verses’ meaning for the masses.
“Ooooom...” after a couple of minutes the Sadhguru’s lips parted a bit, and the sound came like a brook at the foot of a mountain to prove life in those big lofty boulders.
His former disciple was praying that the old sage would never speak again. The sound made his heart defensively cramped in a corner.
The sage opened his eyes and looked above as if asking the Almighty a permission to attend the visitors.
“Who...” slowly-slowly, without any aid he got into a sitting position.
From some hazy angle his eyes could still see our dim, disillusioned world of unreal appearances. Ram Ratan ran to fell into his feet.
“Oh, you young one... why do’u torture your soul so much!” such ageless voices never die, at least not before the body.
His voice had acquired an old petalous floriform whose abstract exclamations conveyed meanings of epical proportions.
“For a good cause this time, gurudev!” the politician bent down and kissed the holy feet. “This former disciple of yours was eager to meet you, so I...” he stood up and indicated to the former pupil to touch the feet of his former guru.
Niggling thoughts of uncertainty were eating each and every neuron of the runaway disciple’s brain. His mind was buzzing with clamorous hysteria. All this storm inside him resulted in a noisy stomping by his crutch. And to make it worse, he had to take a few noisy steps to reach the holy feet. His body was shaking as he crutched ahead.
The old sage didn’t raise his head. He was just satisfied to dimly see that part of world which his drooping head allowed. Around the wrinkled corners of his lips a smile surfaced as his gift and its bearer reached him. In his long, long corridors of memory the sound (like a peregrinatory perfume) moved more effectively than the visuals. Mysteriously lost in something, he listened to each guilty, afraid and trembling tap of the wood. Once again a cosmically meaningful smile spread across the wrinkles on his face as if those three-and-a-half stickably disarrayed and standoffish sounds fully conveyed to him the long and wordy tale of woes stretching across three-and-a-half decades.
Lilliputian soul of the renegade pupil encaged in the big bulk of his body tremblingly bent down to touch the feet of light, old lithesome body still holding onto the mountainously perfusive pergola of a sage-soul.
While bending down, his physical self in a flip-flop alliance with the soul, the crutch fell down. He almost fell into the old sage’s lap. When he raised his head, he couldn’t mutter even a single word. His eyes glazed red, stared fearfully into the God’s gray visage dimly lit in the Sadhguru’s narrowly-open wide eyes. The old sage gave him an unmeaningfully pious look. We can’t fathom its essence just in emotional or sentimental terms of the humans. Like poornam in Sanskrit it personified both ‘full’ and ‘zero’.
Unable to face the sage’s purity, the disciple dropped his look onto the worldly-liliaceous-lucre of the floral carpet below. But then the metred colours of teachership are immortal. With a nicely natural gesture the guru’s frail fingers caressed the disciple’s saggy, over-wrought hair. How forgiving!
“I hope you’ve enjoyed your chosen path, son,” he said it very, very lightly, almost like the flutter of a rose petal.
Fluidity of his pious emotions told it that the sage wasn’t concerned about the time’s intervening chuckle-fest during these three-and-a-half decades.
“Oh, you poor little boy of God. Seem a bit tired. Have some rest now...” with a blessing sigh he gave a little nudge to the fearful visitor’s shoulder.
“O.K. what brings you today to your former guru?” he understood the runaway disciple’s plight, so came straight to the point.
The Sadhguru’s tone was suffused with a monumental largesse. But the lock, stock and barrel of the former disciple’s vocabulary was jammed in the presence of former guru’s crystal pure piousness.
Gurudev he’s come to put a request for your holy presence on the occasion of that rally,” the politician’s puckish voice once again put the proposal.
“Again... I’m too old to bear the intoxication of this strong cocktail of religion and politics.”
“No... no we just want your blessings gurudev.”
“I’m just a human like you. Ask for His blessings.”
Gurudev you’re the symbol of His blessings on earth. Politics of this endangered country needs guidance of dharma to fight against adharma.”
“Do’u know what adharma means, little kid of God?”
“Yes... ummn... the enemies of this country!”
“Muslims, you’ll say. Oh, you people of today! Adharma means hate, not loving your fellow human beings, hijacking God’s stage for political benefits, dividing the society.”
“But they too do it. We have been forced to retaliate!”
“Don’t find enemies around, angry son. Look within! You’ll find one,” the old sage raised his sane finger at the brattish politician sitting on the carpeted floor.
In complete compatibility with caution the politician held his tongue.
The master sage turned his head towards the runaway disciple. “Once I accepted you as a disciple. At least in this life I can’t retract from my guruhood for you. So I’ll pray for the safety of your soul because your asceticism has now entered even more grave territories,” the words flew like the serenity of gently flowing water.
Sadhguru Parmanand closed his eyes and in holy synchronism with the rhythmic periodicity of cosmic time retained his former position. The politician felt a pinchy pull at his collar. He instantaneously got the message to depart from the scene. Once again prostrating with their dejected heads before the holy man’s abandonely spread out naked feet they took to their heels.
While on the way back, the politician vented out his drossy ire at the stonily dazed lame mendicant.
“Why were’u making castles in thin air on that election day?” ‘I’m Parmanand’s disciple’... my foot!”
“B... But he’s too old. His senses don’t work properly. How can one convince such a fellow?”
“If not the Sadhguru himself, then his lame, beggary disciple will do. Be ready for that rally day!” he gave the progress-lorn ascetic a cold repulsive stare.
On the appointed day, the car once again arrived to fetch the religioner desperately trying to play a political mummer. He was happy to a fine degree and significantly aware of the occasion’s importance, otherwise why should seriously sarcastic and loudly idiotic hooligans start giving a subtly respectful look to him.
This morning they were in too much hurry to catch even their own breath. The wanton had been festively festooned with politico-religiously palatable flags, placards and banners. Its owners, having laboriously worked out a burgeoning roster, were attired to the best of their capacities. As is the legendary, long custom with political rallies they had cramped the vehicle to its full capacity to make it distinctly visible in the political crowd.
With an applauding political appetite the group swarmed the mound. Today these young tramps appeared engaged in an apostasy to their socially-contrarian law of unmitigated decadence.
Where were the old watchman and his old dog at this time? For sure, not in their hut. Not even around the pond’s edges in the south. Most probably, they’d trudged along the solitary path’s solace running across the vast farmlands to the south, where many solitary places with their welcoming signboards patiently waited as the saviours of solitary souls.
The rallyists, and the tramps in particular, knew that the religioner was their trump-card who could take them as close to the dais as possible. So, the most important cog in their itsy-bitsy itinerary was a resolve to stick around the Sadhu like a pack of filthy flies around a peccantly dross and damp lump of jaggery.
The politician’s man had brought a bagful of make-up provisions for the Sadhguru’s disciple. It included a new mushy and muslined, shining saffron robe (in order to frabbishly reflect the unfaithful, disloyal and unpatriotic sheen of the green), a pair of sandalwood sandals, packets of fresh sandalwood paste and vermilion, prominent rosaries, an offensively shining trident and many other things needed to bestow him the appearance of a typical scion of Hinduism.
Pedantically, the religioner took an hour to adorn all these things. Like a bridegroom going to lead the marriage party his heart was excitedly throbbing, At last when he emerged from the hut, with oodles of ‘being important’ attitude, he looked like a perfectly made-up bride for the occasion. He was grinning with a plenilunar aura. The crowd clapped, blew whistles, laughed in subtly satirical manners and shouted slogans for Ram Ratan’s immortality.
Showing a wonderful piece of patience they reached the car; their footsteps matching his. It was no parodying and satirizing timepass like in the past. As the car’s door was opened for him, he felt a soul-satisfying sensation. Even the most mystical experience in his life would’ve failed to match this one. It seemed as if the divinity had opened its gate for him.
Till now his beggarly begirding mendicancy had seen him lumbering on foot, in carts, in roadways buses and railways… without a ticket, which the ticket checkers didn’t mind, because he was holding out his whole, big beggary self as a travel voucher for a free travel throughout the length and breadth of the land of his religion. Some of them even seemed to look scornfully at him, as if to say:
“Apart from your big body bulk, your heavy free ticket is also worth stamping a surcharge!”
With a pleasure-soaking sigh he found himself in the soft seat. He hadn’t yet completely comprehended how it felt when he found someone sitting by him. It was the head hoodlum. Showing eccentrically frivolous agility he’d sneaked in as the religioner’s residual tuft of now extinct human tail. He smiled gingerly which graduated into an excuse-seeking giggle. The religioner responded with a belittling and penetratingly curt, wry smile. Caught in the fragilely lingering, defeatist thoughts, the young ruffian turned away his face. Beneath this apparent look of revengeful snub (for all their risible, disrespecting monstrosities) in the real heart of his hearts, the religioner in fact felt relieved that someone from the old world was with him on this journey to a new world. He patted his young friend’s shoulder with assurance, authority and beneficence.
When the car started they raised an uproarious slogan which sounded like a dreadnaught cry. Smelling all foul and fair it went sailing over smallest of stormy waves in the pond. Vibrating with the resonating strings of mischief buzzing with titillation in its owners’ hearts the contrived vehicle, politically loaded with jostling and jeering crowd, ran behind the speeding car.
Where was the first disciple? Was he among the voyeuristically shouting followers in the jugar? No, he wasn’t there. He was left behind at the almost desecrated mound to bring the house in order. The votaries of clichéd bad behaviour had totally disordered his beautifully and devotionally looked after culturescape. But as was his nature, today too he didn’t complain––even in their absence!
His painstakingly nurtured flower bed, which till this morning was basking in the pink of floral health, had been brutally assaulted by the bloodbathing baddies. Most of the flowers were gone. But it wasn’t the reason his heart silently suffered, because it was convinced of a flower’s fate in His scheme of things––either a little fragrance to the nostrils fed up with mundane air or a courteous garland felicitating a neck above good, responsible shoulders. But the above flowery essence had been blindly sucked into a percussive perdition, as they made a wanton song and dance about preparing a politically periapt garland for the Sadhu.
Plucking hands are the ones which define the character of the deed in this matter. The bad one breaks the flower with an uprooting jerk without caring for the plant’s whole existence. So, even if it’s done on a pious occasion the deed turns barbaric. It is just like devil quaffing morals for God’s fallibility. Such a hand isn’t aware of the distinction among a flower full blossomed, semi-bloomed or even a bud. While a good one does it with dead-right diagnosis. It wispily, gently, airily lifts the perfectly blossomed essence of beauty and goodness, without the deed even coming to the knowledge of lifeful plant tissues linking the flower to mother earth.
Much to Bhagte’s bad luck all the hands aquilinely swooping at his flowers were of the former type. There was a glint of sorrowful waters in his eyes. This little vignette of his flowery devotion had been destroyed. Flowers, buds and plants all bore the same treatment. Seeing their deed one would’ve easily estimated that the perpetrators’ diseased misdemeanor had gone immune to all social medications.
After tearfully staring at his soul’s floral pilgrimage for a considerable time, once in a rarewhile his voiceless emotions churned out an audible reaction:
“Swines!” he said it aloud.
It isn’t that the hands of the latter type hadn’t touched his flowers. On a full moon night, a soft hand had silently plucked the best blossomed dew-laden flower with the grace of an angel and touched its lifeful petals to his lifelessly sewn-up lips.
There was no alternative for Bhagte than to once again go for his flowery effort. And far away from the noise he once again started with his little effort to bring life back to the decimated flower bed.
There in the rally, terrifying brute power of human dispassions and raw emotions of the mob were dangerously peaking towards a deafening crescendo. Crammed to the gills, delirious jangling of throats struck like an eye-blinding storm from dusty deserts.
The religioner’s senses went numb. He found himself in an interface with the chaotically confused concept of the shouting, screaming, jibing and hypnotized humanity. He felt himself to be a beetle-brained little insect caught in the buzzing conundrum of big honeycombs of bumble-bees. Without seeing anything his big eyes ogled at everything. His big, hairy ears cupped out in four directions without catching a particular sound. It was simply beyond all his precogitations. He didn’t remember whom he was introduced to; who touched his feet; whom he blessed. Many times he was garlanded but he didn’t smell the flowery fragrance around his neck. Dizzying smell of human passions was simply too powerful. They say a rose by any other name smells just as sweet. But here it wasn’t so. It would’ve smelt good only under a political name.
The religio-political stage had been decorated with taste-teasing colours. Highly decorated puffy effigy, the symbol of Indian revivalism and patriotic pride, was sitting in an ascetic armchair. Around him the bursting furor unfolded. Highly charged topgallants made pathologically dangerous speeches. Almost demonically possessed, they thundered louder than the loudspeakers for the country’s safety and pride. Struggling tooth and nail with their ruffled nerves they let loose an errhine toot giving a clarion call to all real Hindus to go gung-ho ‘Har-Har Mahadev’ after the evil-designing and unfaithful minority; urged the masses to start thinking out-of-box from the regular, coward run-of-the-mill matters. In fictional narrative splendid baggage of history was dumped upon the mob’s dazed senses. There were soul-splitting implorations to get on with a missiled mission of Hindutva for the safety of motherland.
What an assault? Toplofty leaders from the party’s national leadership adopted long and winding wordy road to lay bare the minority’s redsear, disloyal intentions. The mendicant was completely lost of his existence. This political exorcism was many, many times hypnotizing than any form of occultism.
“There’re recurring twilight eras in every religion’s history! Unfortunately, for Hinduism it’s the start of death-chiming evening-twilight! Start of a long drawn-out dark night! Get up, you shiny patriots and see through the dark night by blazing your mind, body and wealth in fire for the sake of this country!” the politico-religious legist thundered.
The religioner couldn’t comprehend for how long this hoopla went on. His young friends had braved the mob to reach the dais. From here they could see the forehead furrows and questioning, arched eyebrows of the politicians on an assault. Enjoying each and every moment of it, their wildest energies found many outlets in myriads of ways.
“If Islamic sectarianism doesn’t spare even their own brothers among Bohras, Ahmedias, Shias and Sunnies, then how can you feel safe?” one of the politicians preached pedagogically.
While the politico-religious rhythmists were recalling the long and sorrowful tale of Hinduism’s teething troubles, time too seemed to forget its clockness and abandoned its tradition’s outdated taste. So, timelessness was echoing in the confused corners of this evil’s theatrical extravaganza.
Finally when the rally was over, a horrific chaos was let loose! Like stormy sea waves trying to gobble up the halcyon nest, human swarms stormed around the dais. The religioner’s senses sent horrifically worried messages for the dear life. A stampede occurred. People spread out in four directions as if a mighty misguiding force had overpowered them. The disorder here appeared to chuck up all the universal laws of orderliness. Each and everybody was astraying in every possible direction. Nobody seemed to be sure where the vehicle he came by was parked. Saving life was the first priority. Reaching home––by whatever means one could come across––was the second.
For a moment the Sadhu thought the stage’d definitely break under the impact of squeezing force from all sides. Standing on the edge of a precipice dangerously hanging over the death-vale, he prayed to all his Gods for dear life. Then he looked around and found himself all alone on the stage. His eyes told he was thinking, ‘I have been made a scapegoat to be sacrificed at this altar of politics!’
“How could all of them reach the safety of their cars?” surprise sauntered across the pores of his afraid skin. “And that too without my knowledge!!”
Then the picture of Ram Ratan, grinning with an eclectic mix of political optimism, flashed in his mind. Before fleeing from the scene, the politician had blasted above the noise:
“Thank you maharaj! I hope we’ll get time to build a temple for you!”
After that the sanyasi saw nothing of him. He knew his only chance of survival was to remain where he was. And like an old head sulking over still older shoulders he kept his balance on the safe spot.
There’s no gainsaying in repeating the politicians’ ways. But, one thing needs mention. How masterly they managed an escape route! Great’re the ways of these people! Even the deadliest of a stampede finds itself helpless before them and mutely surrenders a safe path after the explosion.
For a long, long time he remained standing there. After the storm had subsided he found himself a worthless part of garbage left behind by the mob. At last his heart pounded with life as he saw the trampers coming with a mini-storm. Disrobed of all his political grandstanding he was now ready to bear all the gruffy gruels of their cruel jokes. Head scamp’s taunting noise was distinctly prominent. Now it was his turn to take revenge for that momentary look of icy eccentricity and disdain which the godhead threw at him just after getting into the car. The ascetic’s heart sank to abyss under the impact of this lurid farce which was growing weirder and weirder with each passing second.
“I hope you now beg for a jolting ride on our wanton, guruji!” he mimicked like the politician.

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